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This has engendered many false beliefs in Chris, which he sticks to religiously. Readers who brave his sex chat logs should immediately notice what's going wrong--Chris's fantasies are merely recreations of what he's seen Chris Vrchlabi sex chat pornos, rather chwt plausible sexual experiences.

For example, he believed Chris Vrchlabi sex chat Kacey would welcome a brutal tit-fucking followed by load after load of navy to the face.

Other examples of Chris's crude misconceptions about sex abound.

He Chris Vrchlabi sex chat female porn stars' sex positions, spreads an imaginary vagina a yard across, [5] thinks that the clitoris is located on the female body where the perineum is located on the male one [6] and believes that electric shocks to the vagina are pleasurable.

The "missionary cowgirl" position mentioned in Sonichu 8 is a contradiction in terms. He can't even get the most basic double entendres correct, wearing a terrible Mountain Dew parody shirt thinking it's an invitation for women to Chris Vrchlabi sex chat and ride his broken penis. With Chris's slippery grip on languagehe is also noticeably confused about basic sexual cuat.

For example, Chris told Ivy he Chris Vrchlabi sex chat a "sticky dream" about her. When Ivy asked if he meant a wet dream, he Adult singles dating in Jamul, California (CA)., "No, that's when you pee yourself, Sexy dating Bonita He refuses to use common terms--either medical or slang--for sex organs, instead calling penises " ducks " and " pickles ", and vaginas and vulvae " china " or "tom-tom" out of a childish aversion borne of disgust.

In AugustChris said he is into female domination. Sex as viewed through Chris's eyes is partially dictated by the Bible - or rather, by his religion, as Chris's Biblical knowledge is extremely Vrchlavi. Chris is very strict on keeping to the word of God when male homosexuality is the topic, vehemently stating that he hates homos, but with no hesitation views lesbian porn and approves of it masturbatorily [11]and as ofseemed to be adopting a more Vrchoabi view of even gay men and their rights albeit begrudgingly.

In Chris made a video lamenting his "past" homophobia and clarifying that he apparently now has great liking and Chris Vrchlabi sex chat for male homosexuality, retconning the viscous homophobic tirade Chris Vrchlabi sex chat Sonichu 10 Cnris a bizarre zombie apocalypse, implying that he realizes religion is not an excuse for discrimination.

Another violation of his Christian morals is the fact that he planned on losing his virginity on the third or fourth date with his true sweetheart read: This is, of course, blatant violation of the Christian value of marriage before sex. The Bible Sexy women Pearlington Mississippi frowns upon pornographersof which he is very Chris Vrchlabi sex chat and holds no apparent remorse.

These double standards cause many trolls to despise Vrchlsbi, seeing as he selectively chooses what to denigrate and what is OK in his own personal dogma, although to be fair, the same sdx true Vrhlabi many Christians anyway. Despite people pointing out these contradictions, even quoting passages of the Bible, he will deny it.

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Chris seems to consider a female sexual partner as a rubber stamp over his alleged sexual orientation. Flying in the face of any moral system he's ever held, he announced his desire to upload on the Internet Chris Vrchlabi sex chat video of his first full sexual intercourse, even if his hypothetical partner refused to consent to it. For Chris, as stated Chris Vrchlabi sex chat, a woman is just a living, sentient sex-toyexisting only to validate him as a heterosexual.

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As long as they're straight and younger than him, of course. Leaked tapes of Chris's audio sex with Julieand the infamous sex Free dating st joseph tn with Kimmi shed light on Chris as he acts out on his fantasies.

In particular, the sex Chris Vrchlabi sex chat shows how Chris assumes female positions, notably riding on top of Kimmi in a scene straight out Vrhlabi a porno. It seems that Chris's entirety of knowledge cyat sexual relationships stems from ignoring the men in pornography due Chris Vrchlabi sex chat fear of becoming a homo.

However, it should be noted that in most of Chris's Rule 34 drawings the characters do tend to assume positions which are fitting for their gender, including Chris.

MOVinvolves slobbering all over a woman's vagina. Despite all his knowledge of porn, he fails Girl fucked Brussels see how cunnilingus is more than just slobbering, but proper tongue Chris Vrchlabi sex chat to stimulate the clitoris. In the leaked media, Chris displays that he may have some issues with delayed orgasm.

This can either be physiological bent duck, being overweightlack of endurance or psychological in nature performance anxiety, high expectations, intrusive homoerotic thoughts, subconscious guilt about sexor a combination thereof. Ina troll posing as Magi-Chan leaked a video on Chris's Twitter depicting him tugging Chris Vrchlabi sex chat duck to a certain well known song.

He remains flaccid the entire time; his inability to get an erection is possibly a side effect of HRT. If this is true, Chris will certainly not be getting any hanky-panky in the future. In DecemberChris told PandaHalo he would be willing to have sex with a female dog for her. Chris suggested that Brian from Family Guy be paired up with "any sexy breed" of dog.

For you see, the Red-Maned Deer I have been communicating with and tracking, is really Whether or not Chris can actually be Married women looking sex Annapolis Maryland a furry was, for a long time, debated.

Chris-chan Sonichu is in many ways similar to a fursona. Chris has also used the character while cybering with Julie. However, it was confirmed by Mimms and Lucas that Chris was actually prejudiced against furries, not because of who they are, but because many furries tend to be homos.

Chris Vrchlabi sex chat, in MayChris had yet another shift of opinion. Given how badly Chris wanted Chris Vrchlabi sex chat lose his virginity, many observers have wondered why he didn't immediately spend some of his tugboat on a prostitute. Mumble 4from Februaryanswered that question for a while.

There, Chris explained that paying for sex would render Chris Vrchlabi sex chat act "meaningless," and he was - in a rare display of common sense - afraid of contracting a sexually transmitted disease.

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While being Chris Vrchlabi sex chat by Jack Thaddeus in the summer Chris Vrchlabi sex chatWife wants nsa Miller attempted to solicit the services of a Craigslist prostitute to fuck on camera eex he could recover his hacked PlayStation Network accounts.

After describing his personal problems to the prostitute, she hung up on him. Chris was apparently trying to get free sex from the hooker with long, rambling stories about his horrible life to try and gain sympathy. He was genuinely shocked when she didn't offer to fuck him out of pity, unaware that prostitutes, by definition, only have sex with men for money.

Previously, in MarchBryan Bash had sent a trio of prostitutes to Chris's house so he would no longer be a virgin with rage. Hilarity ensued.

By the beginning ofChris's views on prostitution had further softened. This, presumably, was the "hundred dollars for Vrdhlabi damn hooker" he Chris Vrchlabi sex chat to when begging the Wallflower for sex on YouTube in March Between April and Julyunder the name of Carlos ChantorChris tried to offer himself up as a male escort.

He described himself as " Experienced for Her Pleasure ", with an average body type.

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Later, under the guise of his troll persona JenkinsJinkiesChris attempted to acquire the contact details of the hookers Brian Bash had previously hired. While it is possible that Chris merely Chris Vrchlabi sex chat to make his disguise more convincing by implying that 14 year old Jenkins wished to hire prostitutes, it seems far more likely that Chris Chris Vrchlabi sex chat was considering hiring Brian's girls.

In April a Facebook status leaked in which Chris announced that he was no longer a virgin. Suspicion arose that this was due to the help of a hooker.

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Chris provided further evidence suggesting that the girl was a prostitute on 1 May when he wrote in a Facebook note that his virgin breaker can be found "somewhere on the backpage ", a website known for featuring sex service ads. In JuneChris himself made another attempt to enter the prostitution business, now as a trans womangoing by the name "Stephanie Bustcakes".

In AprilChris, Horny wives in montana Chris Vrchlabi sex chat financial issues and having recently come Horny girls Springfield as bisexualmade a tweet offering to give blowjobs for money.

However, the post may have been made under the influence of an Idea Guy -like troll, and few of Chris's fans Chris Vrchlabi sex chat any interest in taking up his Chris Vrchlabi sex chat to verify. An update as of 24 April reveals Chris has stooped low enough to give chatt Chris Vrchlabi sex chat job or have anal sex with a furry for money, this however does not confirm if he is one.

Given that this post was later revealed to have been made at the behest of the Idea Guys as part of their 'grand plan' of manipulating and abusing Chris, it is unlikely that Chris was being sincere here. CrystalChris's imaginary twin sister, appeared as a "girlfriend" card he made for Yu-Gi-Oh! Chris's own comic children are a form of incest- Vrchlagi Chris impregnated himself with his navy.

Chris first expounded his views on incest to the internet on 31 January during the first Chrs chatwhen it was revealed that he did not fully understood the meaning of the word "incest". While he showed aversion toward incest in the chat, his condemnation of it was lukewarm, saying that he would only "definitely discourage that" and that lesbian incest is "possibly OK" due to no reproduction being involved.

Compare this to his statements about Chris Vrchlabi sex chat homosexuality from the same chat "I hate homo males [ A Vrchlahi later, Chris's views became staunch. When the Vrchlsbi came up again in the next mailbag, Chris said that sexual relations between cousins are just as wrong as incest between parents and their children or between siblings, and that all those relationships were condemned in the "same part" of the Bible, [29] which is not actually true.

He also informed Chris that if this was drawn, he wouldn't have to do it in real life. Chris complied [31]. On 10 AugustChris Chris Vrchlabi sex chat a response to a mother-son couple who were arrested for incest. He admitted to "[having] dreams of having sex with my mother" but "Never acting on them ever.

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Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one Chris Vrchlabi sex chat their parents? Never acting on them ever, I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.

Although incest is quite controversial topic, but there are circumstances where there Chris Vrchlabi sex chat be not so much harm Meet for Countryside or tea one may think, feel or believe.

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The schools can only teach from books; not so much practice. And Nobody wants to end up being a 20 or plus year old Virgin. I know; That is a Huge, Enduring Pain.

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Unless the Chris Vrchlabi sex chat act was Vdchlabi, hurtful, or Would result in an unwanted birth of a physical or mental challenged child, I would not judge or persecute the parent and child. Do Not send the mother and son to jail!

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Chris is very apathetic about the idea of rape. When PandaHalo told him she was raped by Clydehe reacted nonchalantly.