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Also, women go for leggy as a self-descriptor, while men often choose handsome and tall. It seems like men have always been wanting younger women.
seekiny The more we change, the more we stay the same. What else can we learn about how we used to promote ourselves in the pursuit of relationships?
Below, read some of the most interesting ads I found, presented with commentary. I am Jewish, 35, have long hair and unconventional good looks, have owned my own business for the last ten years, and am not the least bit sarcastic.
Letter and photo a must. Whoa, allllllllliteration. Photo please.
This is just an amazing blind item. Horses Can Talk! A note and tAtractive from a slim gal, 20s, will get the same! This would be like if you wrote your online profile from the perspective of your cat. Should like animals, kids, farms, antiques, comfortable clothes and the company of close friends.
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Lots of flaws accepted, if accompanied by sufficient warmth, humor. The longer you write, the more you have to pay. One of the benefits of online profiles: I once saw Alan Alda in Soho and it was the best celebrity sighting Attractive swf seeking older man my life.Lonely Mature In Bessemer
Confused about the dog. That seems unfortunate. Note that age range!
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Photo required. I love a metaphor but the Tin Man was the guy without the heart, right? Single Jewish woman, 32, nonsmoker, social worker, politically aware, unusually compassionate, likes theater, square dance. Seeks responsible, full-time Attractive swf seeking older man man, 28—45, who believes that ultimately the purpose of life is to make the world a better place and is at least a little troubled by the concept of abortion.
Well, this is a bold move, invoking the specters of both abortion and square dance. I Want to Get Married!Women Want Nsa Kipnuk Alaska
Are you voluptuous and pear-shaped? Do Attractive swf seeking older man want children and a traditional Jewish family? Then, a life of luxury, sensuality and excitement can be yours with this dynamic, wealthy, year-old, Jewish-Australian business tycoon. There is both something refreshing and disturbing about this.
This is like a very specific kind of Joe Versus the Volcano— era of Meg Ryan time capsule, though clearly we should all still know who Neil Young is. For RX to happy times, write with snapshot.
Gotta love a theme. When a personal ad lacks specificity to the point that you worry it might be a front for a serial killer. When having it all meant something very different. Already a subscriber?
15 Amazing Personal Ads From the ’90s, Presented With Commentary
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